Woman laughing alone with salad.

Guess what I did tonight...alone...in my wolf hat...

No shame.




I am here to tell you about said salad, in an attempt to make you drool a little. I am drooling myself, as I stuff this wonder into my head.


My oh-so-funny-salad tonight contains:


-Lettuce (believe it or not)


-celery


-carrots


-dried cranberries


-fresh blackberries


-roasted sunflower seeds


-crumbled pita crackers


-Trader Joe's Toscano Cheese Soaked in Syrah (ohmygoodnessdelicious)


-Panera's Fuji Apple Dressing




Are you drooling yet?


I am.




I do not believe in salads for the faint of heart. 


Interesting or bust, that's my leafy food motto.




Enjoy yer night, peeps. And if you're alone...give it a shot. It's utterly humiliating.